Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Wesley's LiveJournal:

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Thursday, December 31st, 2015
10:38 pm	Public Notice Ok, so I've noticed people friending me and I feel bad about not responding somehow if I choose not to friend them back. So here's my response, and also my response to anyone who wishes to friend me in the future. If I add you as a friend, that means you show up on my friends' list. I've gotten into the habit of only doing that if I want to read your journal all the time. If I don't want to read your journal all the time, that doesn't mean I don't like you or don't want you to friend me back: it just means the contents of your journal is not consistently interesting to me. If you do wish to read my journal, feel free to add me without asking for permission. You're not missing out on anything if I don't add you back; I've only made a handful of locked entries in the past year, and all of them were in a custom friends' group (so just as a friend you wouldn't have seen them anyway). So just add me, and once I notice and I check your journal, if I want to read it again, I'll add you back. Um... yeah. Hi! (18 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
6:20 pm	I am a heathen So when I first moved in, I was exploring a big shopping center right next to my apartment complex and found this local Christian novelty store called Heaven & Earth. I never went in, but it amused me. I didn't really notice it for the past month or so since the only store I go into in that shopping center with any regularity is on the other side. Anyway, I happened to be walking by there earlier... and noticed it was completely closed and empty. It looks like it's been shut down for weeks, likely within a few weeks of me moving in. I was heartily amused. I should move next to a church... Anyway, I found out I am into round 2 of my law school's trial team tryouts for 1Ls. 48 of 100+ original competitors moved on. 24 or so will make the next cut, and then only 12 will eventually be chosen. I think I have at least a decent shot of making the top 24, but who the hell knows about top 12. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
2:18 pm	Renfest weekend Of the people who have made LJ entries while logged in as me, I think Lynx wins the title for "Most Disturbing." I visited Lynx and Clarissa this weekend and we went to the Renaissance festival. Lynx bought a practice sword which was pretty cool, and we later fought in the backyard for a bit. We had more fun at their place (well, Cris's mom's place; I did not fly out to New Mexico) playing Rock Band, Halo, and an epic game of Risk that I was totally winning (eventually) until Cris's little brother Ian decided to give up and gave Lynx his cards. >=( Considering it was almost 2 AM I decided to concede rather than spend the next two hours just rolling dice and most likely getting beaten down. But now I'm back in Williamsburg, and I have a bunch of Crim Law work to do. *tired* (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 29th, 2009
12:50 am	Steel-Casted Kika I am more of a foot man myself. Most guys are breast people and I am happy for them. Erect nipples, saucer-sized areola, jiggly flesh, that is all great, I am sure, but feet is where it is at. I am a foot man by breeding and trade. My father was the man whom introduced me to the fetish back in eighty-seven. I was perusing his normal pornography stash, the one with the horses, when he caught me. Instead of visiting the wrath of God upon me like a proper Christian man, he showed Jesus-like forgiveness and mete out a sinful confession that he shared an even darker passion. Taking me by the hand, he led me the laundry room and opened a cupboard. Long had I thought it contained bleach and ammonia, two of my least favorite drinks, but it was revealed to be a secret passage leading into darkness. Crawling in after him on hands and knees, we traveled for a good fifty feet through a winding passage. Sometimes it inclined, at times it declined, but always it progressed else how could we traverse it? I digress. Eventually, we emerged into a soft-lit room adorned with red velvet curtains. Here, my father showed me his proudest creation, a homemade speelycaptor, something which I breezily derided. A brief moment later was all required to wipe away my disdain as he slid a speely into his machine and turned down the lights. Another, different light came on and it related to the one in my head. A slow montage of anatomy crawled on the projection screen and soon my mind relayed that a movie was being played. Starring Peter Achilles and Gwen Heels, it portrayed a raunchy story revolving around the arousing senses surrounding the human foot. I was quite taken by this idea and went to my room to think. To think, I insist. I would like to interject here that I am not gay, so no male feet please. This was years ago, so let us speed up to the current now. I have three porn shelves; one is dedicated to soft porn, and I use this as a mask to turn away any delving into my more passionate interests. No one really likes softcore; so that is why I have a bestiality shelf. After admitting that I too do not enjoy artfully posed hands that prevent you from seeing any action, I "give up" and show them my "actual" fetish. Upon watching the first reel about pigs, most people leave my perversions well enough alone. My third shelf, the one hidden right behind the second one which no one sees because no one looks beyond Donkey Packers 3, is my most generously stocked shelf and contains a visual buffet of feet. Black feet, Asian feet, Arabic feet, Caucasian feet, any kind of foot really, if it is pretty enough. Body modifiers who operate on their feet do not fall into this category; they are gross. What is not gross is the human foot in and of itself. Do yourself a favor and roll a sock down and push it off. You have a foot beneath that cotton restraint! Now raise it up and examine your beautiful appendage. Notice the muscles and sinew beneath it? Notice the graceful curve of your ankle merging into your hindfoot and how the bony bumps of your ankles provide that little perkiness we all could salivate over? And do not even get me started on the soles of feet; that would be the beginnings of a talk about how they indicate how you treat yourself and provide an intimate look into one's soul. I would not even properly look at a girl until I got her undressed and in a foot bath. A wine glass and foot massage later, and I might start noticing her college degree and a love of sports. But you have to know a person first and feet are windows into that private self. I celebrate birthdays of girls I am into with footwear. They like wearing things on their feet and I like their feet; it is a win-win situation! Now if only I could find someone with callouses that spoke to me like poetry... Current Mood: TRUE RUNE TIME Current Music: Nirvana - In Bloom (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
9:58 pm	Presenting... Stuff That Looks Like Jesus: a new frontsite for GHF focusing on religious pareidolia. I've updated a fair amount recently, and now you can even submit your own Jesus pareidolia pictures. If you have anything looking like Jesus or Mary or any religious icon, take a picture and submit it! Or you can submit an internet article, etc. Btw, everyone who hasn't recently should post at GHF. >=( I finally got my Facebook account up and active for the first time in over four years. I never thought it'd happen. And I added the 20 or so friends requests that had just been sitting there for years, in some cases. xD Law school classes start Monday. Should be interesting. (Comment on this)
Sunday, July 26th, 2009
2:57 pm	Argh I'm not sure I've ever had to restrain myself from telling someone off as much as I'm doing for starsrift at GHF. His stupidity is on the level of Cloud No.9 and some of the old classics at EoFF, but is far more arrogantly self-righteous about it. It makes me want to pound my head against the keyboard. I'm resisting posting any more in that thread, but I still felt the need to call him an idiot somewhere. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
9:03 pm	;_______________; So I was going to respond to a Suikoden thread with a link to The High Seas former LJ group archives when I got a 404 error from my bookmark. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT???? (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 4th, 2009
10:36 pm	Hugs: the new recreational drug I thought the story about a student being suspended for a terrible drawing of something that sort of maybe looked like something resembling a gun that I linked to a while ago was a new low, until I saw this video. It's a satirical video that includes news clips of public schools banning, and giving detention, for the terrible offence of hugging. Bonus: some woman late in the video blames the rap music. I'm not even kidding. In other news, Hillary Clinton earlier today told China it really needed to openly reflect on the Tiananmen Square massacre of 1989. Chinese officials condemned these "groundless accusations" as they proceeded to tightly ring Tiananmen Square with policemen. In fact, I'm glad of it, as it keeps people talking about the incident, which leads to more public examination on the travesty of human liberties that is China. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, May 15th, 2009
12:37 am	I am drunk I am here in North Carolina with friends. I almost forgot how terrible MST3k movies were. I am also graduating college in two days. Good stuff. What's up? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 18th, 2009
6:20 pm	Ahahaha GO ARIZONA! TEAM OF FUCKING DESTINY! (Comment on this)
Monday, January 12th, 2009
12:16 pm	The nightmare has ended So I got back last night from being at the twerp's. Another full day of traveling, and this one on no sleep at all (Jojo decided that since we both had to get up by around 4:30, we shouldn't have any sleep), though I did catch 30-45 minute's sleep on the bus to the airport. I've heard some people say that people are completely different offline compared to how they act online. I have yet to see that myself in person, though admittedly I've only met three people (Lynx, Kalilung, and now Jojo). Of course, Lynx and Jojo were people I had known for years before meeting, and in Jojo's case about 9 years (holy crap). I found out that Jojo's just as dumb and crazy in real life. And she really does get drunk off of about two drinks. And if your hand even approaches the general vicinity of her stomach, she starts freaking out and giggling simultaneously (yes, she is that ticklish). No, I wasn't raped, Sean. Though she did punch me a few times because I called her weak. Her punches didn't hurt at all, which only further supported my argument. Oh, I also learned that I should not make my own mixed drinks when I'm already drunk. xD I kept pouring in too much and just thinking "oh well, I'll drink it anyway!" (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
12:13 am	Hi I'm wesly I like alcohol I am an athiest I'm watching house You're fired. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 5th, 2009
5:07 pm	GAY Hi, I'm gay. Really, really gay. ^_^ So I'm probably still on the train, going to see the most awesome person ever aka jujuube. But I just wanted to mind-post and tell you guys how terribly, terribly gay I am and how much I want to have citizenbleys's babies. Edit: Oops, I forgot to post something about how fundies suck and people are stupid. Sorry. :3 Fundies suck and people are stupid. Current Mood: gay (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 18th, 2008
12:34 am	Stupidity is the one constant of existence So a thread about math at EoFF made me curious, for some unknown reason. So I decided to check the WoW forums to check to see if they had a thread pertaining to a certain discussion that seems to have been ongoing for years, so much so that Blizzard actually posted a notice to try to resolve this dispute and wikipedia even made an entry about it. With those sources to link to, people couldn't be THAT stupid, right? Wrong. My favorite post so far: "First of all, "3/3 = .999... = 1" is technically a trinomial, and a trinomial with 3 equal parts and no equation makes no sense anyway. 3 things cannot be equal to one another unless they are considered variables (i.e. X, Y etc.) not actual numbers." There's so many things wrong with that, I don't even know where to start. Is it bad that I'm being entertained reading this? ".999~=1" threads are every bit as full of ridiculous entertainment value as evolution threads, it seems. I guess I have a stupid quota that occasionally needs filling. Also, puns are the highest form of humor. I am home and already would rather be back at my apartment. Too much time to think, I guess. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008
5:55 pm	Late to the game My roommate and I have discovered Zero Punctuation. I've watched most of the reviews about games I've played/know a fair amount about. It is entertaining. My roommates have also been bugging me to play Age of Empires 3. Apparently it's a tradition to play a crapload of a multiplayer computer game during finals week. xD Oh, and it's that time of year again. And by "that time of year," I mean where Christians get upset about Santa because he's just a fairy tale. I've missed FSTDT. Maybe I should start up a religion thread at EoFF, though I doubt it would be as entertaining as it once was. Whatever happened to udsuna... (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 7th, 2008
11:40 am	Soooo tired So it's been mentioned to me on several occasions that I've not been very active lately, especially at GHF. This has been going on off-and-on for the past couple of months, and it's just because I've been very busy. Posting at GHF especially requires a time-and-effort commitment that it's difficult for me to muster up at the moment late at night when I have time to myself online. Jojo bugged me for a while for not even being on MSN much... until exams ended up doing the same thing to her. :p So yeah, everyone, I'll be back to posting normally soon. The semester ends in less than two weeks, anyway. And next semester won't be nearly as bad since I won't give a crap. In other news, the Sword of Truth-based TV show is, unsurprisingly, crap. And now, back to thesis writing. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
11:29 pm	Long story So my dog just came home from the vet today. He had surgery to remove a growth from his abdomen, what we were told was a tumor in his spleen. I went home last weekend due to reading days giving me a four day weekend, and he looked pretty terrible (much worse than a few weeks ago). Apparently it was a rather large tumor, although my mom just told me that the vet told her they think now it could also be a hematoma due to trauma, meaning if that's true he must have fallen down the stairs or something recently. We'll know for sure when the biopsy results come back next week. Anyway, I picked him up today, and he's in pretty poor shape, though the vet said he's recovering about as well as could have been hoped for (in that he even survived the procedure). I'm going back home this weekend (actually Thursday night because I have no classes on Friday) partly because he usually does much better when I'm there and partly because I fear he may not make it until I'd be home for winter break. I'm likely going home the weekend after, too. He was drinking today, which is a good sign, and is fully capable of getting up and moving around. It was still difficult seeing him in such bad shape. If I didn't have a midterm on Thursday I probably would have just skipped classes and stayed home this week. It's safe to say that I care much more about my dog than I do for basically anyone outside of my immediate family. More than any of my other pets I've had, too. EDIT: He died sometime between 4-5 AM, about 8 hours after I left. (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
7:08 pm	Busy busy busy So I wasn't online much at all this weekend. Except for FOUR drunk calls from Jojo (five if you include the one when I was asleep), I was mostly absent from the intertubes world, except for fantasy football on Sunday. Finally, football is here. This week I was matched up against Del Murder. I won by 30 points, but for a while I was worried. Del has Jones-Drew and Peyton Manning, both capable of putting up big numbers, but both really sucked it up this week (Jones-Drew was at Tennessee, though, so a little more understandable). My team had mostly mediocre performances (including a meager 12 points from LT), but Reggie Bush and Jay Cutler went off, racking up 50 points between them (half my total score). I can't imagine LT being held to 12 points very often, and my receivers really couldn't do any worse (18 combined points), so I think my team overall is solid. In RSL's league, there was a repeat of last year's finals, me versus Junior's Finest. I won last year, and won again this week, though we both kind of sucked it up. My receiving corp of Wayne, Boldin, and Cotchery pulled me through. LT and Palmer should both play better, so I'm also hopeful there. I haven't been to GHF in a couple of days. I need to do that tonight. I also have reading I need to do for tomorrow. I'm also exhausted because of getting all of 3 hours of sleep last night. Ok, so tonight will be GHF, then reading, then sleep. It's a plan. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
10:05 pm	Books and websites For those of you that don't frequent GHF (as well as those that do but just don't pay attention), there are three things I have to tell you: 1. For easy updates to the blog, you can add GHF to your friends page, courtesy of Bleys. 2. We actually have a nerd book club going now, where we nominate a bunch of books and vote on one to be read each month. Since we're starting the process for choosing July's book, I thought anyone here who is looking for good books to read might want to follow along. Previous books were Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay and Starship Troopers by Heinlein. EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot to link to the discussion thread for July. 3. I still hate you all. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 18th, 2008
9:37 pm	I apologize to the GHF crowd, and M:tG stuff I finally gave in and responded to Toxic's absurdity. I had been avoiding doing so in the past thread, largely because I know Brian didn't like it when I argued with Roto's ridiculous complaining when the Non-Religion forum was created, going so far as taking a break for two days from GHF entirely because it frustrated me so much. GHF is supposed to be my haven against stupidity. But I do have this to say in my defense: He started it. :P Anyway, I need to find more people to play M:tG with now that I'm home from college. I only got to play at FNM last week, though I did go 3-1 to come in fourth. Perhaps I will try to restart a M:tG tournament at EoFF to give me something else to do before I start work. Would anyone reading this be interested? Standard, of course, since that's all I have. Though we could do other formats if enough people wanted. (9 Comments |Comment on this)